Having marvelled at the er… unique nature of MikeeUSA’s Systemd Blues: Took our thing (Wooo) blues homage to the perils of using systemd, I decided what the world actually needs is something from the metal genre.
So, here’s the lyrics to Paranoid, Init.
Default soon on Debian
This doesn’t help me with my mind
People think I’m insane
Because I am trolling all the time
All day long I fight Red Hat
And uphold UNIX philosophy
Think I’ll lose my mind
If I can’t use sysvinit on jessie
Can you help me
Terrorise pid 1?
Tried to show the committee
That things were wrong with this design
They can’t see Poettering’s plan in this
They must be blind
Some sick joke I could just cry
GNOME needs logind API
QR codes gave me a feel
Then binary logs just broke the deal
And so as you hear these words
Telling you now of my state
Can’t log off and enjoy life
I’ve another sock puppet to create