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| − | [http://www.bitchx.org/ BitchX] is an [[Wikipedia:IRC|IRC]] client which grew out of a script for the [[Wikipedia:ircII|ircII]] client. It is common on [[Wikipedia:unix|unix]] systems.
| + | アリサは、微《かす》かに眼を見開いた。「……あれほど怒《おこ》るとは思わなかった」 <a href=http://www.fogadasitippek.net/>オメガ 時計通販</a> 那須田はうなずいた。 秀麗は長椅子《ながいす》に背をもたせながら溜息《ためいき》をついた。 |
| − | | + | 太郎は電話を切った。寝そべったまま、また一口ビールを飲む。いまの先生のような商売、のんきでよさそうだなあ。やりかたはすべてコンピューターに入っており、それに従ってしゃべり、診断もコンピューターの答えを読むだけなんだろうな。当の本人は｜長《なが》｜椅《い》｜子《す》でビールでも飲んでるんだろう。太郎は自分の生活から他人をも判断してしまう。おれは料金を取られたが、あの先生はこれで金をもうけた。おれにもあんな仕事はないかなあ。こんなことと知ってたら、心理学でも勉強しておけばよかった。「私一人で行く。他の者など足手まといだ」 <a href=http://www.fogadasitippek.net/testsss-c-2.html>オメガ デ ヴィル</a> 「あはは、ケイタ、すご〜い！」「はむはむ」 |
| − | I contend that BitchX is the most retarded IRC client ever devised, flawed from the start by ridiculous design decisions. Need some examples?
| + | 「はい。特別本｜醸《じょう》造《ぞう》の聞《き》久《く》酔《よい》です」「今上《きんじょう》様がついに女人と床《とこ》を共に!!」という間違った噂は、しかし妾妃《しょうひ》という秀麗の立場上、否定することができなかった。 <a href=http://www.fogadasitippek.net/オメガ-シーマスター-c-3.html>オメガ シーマスター</a> 卓也は、手の甲で頬を拭《ぬぐ》いながら、レトルトの豚汁のパックを沸騰する湯に入れた。「これくらいやっても死なないよね？」 |
| − | | + | しかしその前に、ナナイヤ姫が｜侍《じ》｜女《じょ》の手を借り、重い身体をもちあげた。皇帝の視線の合図で、彼女も進みでようと思ったらしい。ここでふたりが踊るというのは、あらかじめ言いわたされていた筋書きのようだ。 都人の前では、彼女が女王で、チェルケンは神殿のご神体の守り番でしかなかったが、実際は老魔術師こそが主人で、彼女はその｜傀《かい》｜儡《らい》だった。 <a href=http://www.fogadasitippek.net/オメガ-スピードマスター-c-4.html>オメガ スピードマスター</a> 将軍義輝は、松永久秀の横暴に手を焼き、天下の諸将に書状を送って、救援を依頼している。 春日山城に帰り着くと、休む暇もなく、関東の動静を探ったが、予期したほどの危機は見られなかった。!ENDVALUE! |
| − | '''Auto-ignore features enabled by default'''
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| − | Oh yes. Watch as BitchX ignores the services of your favourite network. Watch as it ignores people who do too many actions (with a limit as defined by whoever wrote that misfeature). Really, be honest BitchX users, how many times has auto-ignore ''ever'' saved you from anything? How many times has it just made your IRC experience that bit more painful?
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| − | '''Auto-away which publically notifies all channels'''
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| − | Yeah, like the world needs to know that you've been idle for ten minutes, so much so that it has to be broadcast to all the channels you are in. What possible use is that? If you've been idle 10 minutes you are either not there at all, or not paying much attention. Therefore, what is the point in telling people this? How will it help anyone? It won't, it is pointless, all it does is annoy, like every other moronic default of BitchX.
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| − | '''Uses random quit messages by default'''
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| − | Oh, but aren't they good? Aren't they witty? No. Some are like jokes you get out of christmas crackers. Some are totally unintelligible. Some are offensive. Now, I am a broad-minded person, if someone picked a joke that they found funny but I didn't then I'd not comment. But under what circumstances would you like to show the world random text of ''someone else's'' choosing? Would you send your mother a ''random'' greeting card? No. Pointless at best, annoying/embarrasing at worst.
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| − | '''Massive ANSI art all over'''
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| − | I'm sure it takes a lot of skill to create these images. If I appreciated them I'd go to a site that has archives of them. I don't need to see it every time I start an IRC client. Showing your roots as a client developed by l33t scripters?
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| − | '''“I'm to lame to read BitchX.doc”'''
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| − | euheueheuheuehe. Aren't you ironic by keeping that typo in there for all this time. '''NO. YOU ARE LAME.''' I'm happy that you agree it is important for users to read documentation, but putting in some insult against the user '''which is in itself incorrect''' doesn't help your case at all.
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| − | '''Messes with the numeric replies of the server'''
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| − | Is it funny to see "You are now an IRC Operator" replaced by "You are now an IRC Whore"?
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| − | For about a millisecond.
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| − | Maybe.
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| − | That isn't the worst of it though, at least that is purely cosmetic. But look at what they did to <tt>/map</tt>, <tt>/links</tt> and <tt>/stats</tt>.. Unless you are on a network which uses an ircd known to the BitchX developers then most of these numerics are hopelessly mangled so you can no longer see the correct information. This is simply broken! The IRC server knows what information to send to the user, don't screw around with it just because you think it would be "cool".
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| − | All of these idiotic features are there '''by default'''. Each one like the most tacky and lame component of the lamest little toy IRC script, and each one thrown in there as default behaviour.
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| − | You have to acquaint yourself with BitchX before it can even be regarded as remotely useful. "''Surely that leads to more informed users?''" I hear you say. No! Of course it doesn't! It doesn't make anyone read the manual that wouldn't have read it anyway. It just floods IRC with tides of misconfigured clients all behaving in excessively lame ways because those same people who could only fuck up their IRC life enough to shoot themselves in the foot now are running a client that inflicts it's bogosity on the rest of us. Some tards need to go out of their way to install broken scripts, BitchX offers the most broken features free of effort! For the rest of us, it just makes life harder.
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| − | Do the world a favour, use [http://www.irssi.org/ irssi] or [http://www.xchat.org/ XChat] (or even ircii or epic or whatever!). BitchX is the most broken client I have '''ever''' seen.
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