GeorgeWBush

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Welcome to the GeorgeWBush FAQ. If you have any interesting (and true) information about GeorgeWBush or anything he has said, please feel free to add.

Who?

Dunno, but:

-!- GeorgeWBush [~jordan@anakata.force9.co.uk]
-!-  ircname  : Jordan Lee
-!-  channels : #vegans #blitzlounge #linux 
-!-  server   : penguin.uk.eu.blitzed.org [badger badger badger]
-!-           : has registered this nick
-!-  idle     : 0 days 0 hours 0 mins 0 secs [signon: Sat Nov 27 18:17:18 2004]
-!- End of WHOIS

Or Elizabeth

Or Hazel

Or Kelly

We have no evidence that GeorgeWBush is actually George W. Bush even though the amount of crap spoken is about the same.

Logs

• /1st December 2004 - George gets AKILLed for impersonating services.
• /27th November 2004 - George thinks he has been "hacked" by #blitzlounge.

Mannerisms

• "at this time"
• "I do not agree with that" (after being kicked for fuckwittedness)
• Pointing out when it is an "interesting" time, e.g. 00:00, 12:34, 11:11 etc., which he usually does with less accuracy than our own clocks:

23:59:52 < GeorgeWBush> At the sound of the tone it will be exactly:  Midnight
--- Day changed Fri Apr 22 2005
00:00:07 < GeorgeWBush> TONE
00:00:16 <@dg> 000007 < GeorgeWBush> TONE
00:00:18 <@dg> bit off there

• "that is not good though" or "but that is illegal"
• referring to every channel notice as a "wide notice" despite being the only person on Earth to use this terminology:

16:16:22 -GeorgeWBush:#blitzed- WIDE NOTICE:  Who is the network manager
16:16:34 [notice(#blitzed)] narrow notice it is BELATUCADROS
16:16:52 < GeorgeWBush> grifferz, you send a wide notice back

• "I know England almost always lose on penalties, but..."
• Complaining about us swearing in our own channels

Things that GeorgeWBush is useful for

• He seems to have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the Tube.
• Possibly of some use for perfecting your kick/ban aliases and ignore recipes...
• Pointing out what is and isn't R/G rated.
• Pointing out that tarantulas are "dangerous"

Other things he has stated

• Gender only exists because of the materialistic society we live in "at this time". GeorgeWBush claims to have no gender.
• Sex is purely for procreation and any other use of it is immoral.
• Refuses to answer whether he has OCD, Asperger's, schizophrenia or any other mental illness because he says it labels him. Update: George says he does not have a mental illness.
• Darwin was wrong, and there are several competing theories other than natural selection (could not name one).
• Does not celebrate Christmas because of its commercialism. Does not do anything different at Christmas because he says he can "visit anyone anytime" and it's all about "relationships and who has what."
• Does not believe that much of the information here is needed, and has tried to blank it multiple times stating that "this is not your page", "this is a wiki and anyone can edit a wiki."
• Believes 'force9.co.uk' is not a domain name:

<GeorgeWBush> I do not have any domain names in my WHOIS

...and that Dee's hostname means he is "not using an ISP"; since it "is a domain" he is "connecting directly to the net" through his company which needs no ISP as it is "directly connected to the net".

• Is against private ownership of property.
• There has never been a true communist state, and it would be a good idea if there was one
• Capitalism is directly responsible for his housing situation.
• Sexuality is a likely root cause of all human corruption.
• Is unmarried as he doesn't feel lonely.
• Has never had a girlfriend or boyfriend
• Suffers from Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
• Lives on disability benefits