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| + | Welcome to the '''GeorgeWBush''' FAQ. If you have any interesting ('''and true''') information about [[User:GeorgeWBush|GeorgeWBush]] or anything he has said, please feel free to add. | ||
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| + | ==Who?== | ||
| + | Dunno, but: | ||
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<pre> | <pre> | ||
| − | -!- | + | -!- GeorgeWBush [~jordan@anakata.force9.co.uk] |
| − | -!- | + | -!- ircname : Jordan Lee |
| − | -!- | + | -!- channels : #vegans #blitzlounge #linux |
| − | - | + | -!- server : penguin.uk.eu.blitzed.org [badger badger badger] |
| − | + | -!- : has registered this nick | |
| − | + | -!- idle : 0 days 0 hours 0 mins 0 secs [signon: Sat Nov 27 18:17:18 2004] | |
| − | + | -!- End of WHOIS | |
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</pre> | </pre> | ||
| + | Or Elizabeth | ||
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| + | Or Hazel | ||
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| + | Or Kelly | ||
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| + | We have no evidence that GeorgeWBush is actually [[Wikipedia:George W. Bush|George W. Bush]] even though the amount of crap spoken is about the same. | ||
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| + | ==Logs== | ||
| + | * [[/1st December 2004]] - George gets [[AKILL]]ed for impersonating services. | ||
| + | * [[/27th November 2004]] - George thinks he has been "hacked" by [[Channel:blitzlounge|#blitzlounge]]. | ||
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| + | ==Mannerisms== | ||
| + | * "at this time" | ||
| + | * "I do not agree with that" (after being kicked for fuckwittedness) | ||
| + | * Pointing out when it is an "interesting" time, e.g. 00:00, 12:34, 11:11 etc., which he usually does with less accuracy than our own clocks: | ||
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| − | + | 23:59:52 < GeorgeWBush> At the sound of the tone it will be exactly: Midnight | |
| − | + | --- Day changed Fri Apr 22 2005 | |
| − | + | 00:00:07 < GeorgeWBush> TONE | |
| − | + | 00:00:16 <@dg> 000007 < GeorgeWBush> TONE | |
| − | + | 00:00:18 <@dg> bit off there | |
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</pre> | </pre> | ||
| + | * "that is not good though" or "but that is illegal" | ||
| + | * referring to every channel notice as a "wide notice" despite being the only person on Earth to use this terminology: | ||
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| + | 16:16:22 -GeorgeWBush:#blitzed- WIDE NOTICE: Who is the network manager | ||
| + | 16:16:34 [notice(#blitzed)] narrow notice it is BELATUCADROS | ||
| + | 16:16:52 < GeorgeWBush> grifferz, you send a wide notice back | ||
| + | </pre> | ||
| + | * "I know England almost always lose on penalties, but..." | ||
| + | * Complaining about us swearing in our own channels | ||
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| + | ==Things that GeorgeWBush is useful for== | ||
| + | * He seems to have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the [[Wikipedia:London Underground|Tube]]. | ||
| + | * Possibly of some use for perfecting your kick/ban aliases and ignore recipes... | ||
| + | * Pointing out what is and isn't R/G rated. | ||
| + | * Pointing out that tarantulas are "dangerous" | ||
| − | + | ==Other things he has stated== | |
| + | * [[Wikipedia:Gender|Gender]] only exists because of the materialistic society we live in "at this time". GeorgeWBush claims to have no gender. | ||
| + | * Sex is purely for procreation and any other use of it is immoral. | ||
| + | * Refuses to answer whether he has [[Wikipedia:Obsessive-compulsive disorder|OCD]], [[Wikipedia:Asperger's syndrome|Asperger's]], [[Wikipedia:schizophrenia|schizophrenia]] or any other mental illness because he says it labels him. '''Update:''' George says he does not have a mental illness. | ||
| + | * [[Wikipedia:Charles Darwin|Darwin]] was wrong, and there are several competing theories other than [[Wikipedia:natural selection|natural selection]] (could not name one). | ||
| + | * Does not celebrate [[Wikipedia:Christmas|Christmas]] because of its commercialism. Does not do anything different at Christmas because he says he can "visit anyone anytime" and it's all about "relationships and who has what." | ||
| + | * Does not believe that much of the information here is needed, and has tried to blank it multiple times stating that "this is not your page", "this is a wiki and anyone can edit a wiki." | ||
| + | * Believes 'force9.co.uk' is not a domain name: | ||
| + | <pre><GeorgeWBush> I do not have any domain names in my WHOIS</pre> | ||
| + | ...and that Dee's hostname means he is "not using an ISP"; since it "is a domain" he is "connecting directly to the net" through his company which needs no ISP as it is "directly connected to the net". | ||
| + | * Is against private ownership of property. | ||
| + | * There has never been a true communist state, and it would be a good idea if there was one | ||
| + | * Capitalism is directly responsible for his housing situation. | ||
| + | * Sexuality is a likely root cause of all human corruption. | ||
| + | * Is unmarried as he doesn't feel lonely. | ||
| + | * Has never had a girlfriend or boyfriend | ||
| + | * Suffers from Chronic Fatigue Syndrome | ||
| + | * Lives on disability benefits | ||
Revision as of 01:14, 17 July 2006
This page has just been copied from the Blitzed wiki and needs an update, which will be forthcoming.
Welcome to the GeorgeWBush FAQ. If you have any interesting (and true) information about GeorgeWBush or anything he has said, please feel free to add.
Contents
Who?
Dunno, but:
-!- GeorgeWBush [~jordan@anakata.force9.co.uk] -!- ircname : Jordan Lee -!- channels : #vegans #blitzlounge #linux -!- server : penguin.uk.eu.blitzed.org [badger badger badger] -!- : has registered this nick -!- idle : 0 days 0 hours 0 mins 0 secs [signon: Sat Nov 27 18:17:18 2004] -!- End of WHOIS
Or Elizabeth
Or Hazel
Or Kelly
We have no evidence that GeorgeWBush is actually George W. Bush even though the amount of crap spoken is about the same.
Logs
- /1st December 2004 - George gets AKILLed for impersonating services.
- /27th November 2004 - George thinks he has been "hacked" by #blitzlounge.
Mannerisms
- "at this time"
- "I do not agree with that" (after being kicked for fuckwittedness)
- Pointing out when it is an "interesting" time, e.g. 00:00, 12:34, 11:11 etc., which he usually does with less accuracy than our own clocks:
23:59:52 < GeorgeWBush> At the sound of the tone it will be exactly: Midnight --- Day changed Fri Apr 22 2005 00:00:07 < GeorgeWBush> TONE 00:00:16 <@dg> 000007 < GeorgeWBush> TONE 00:00:18 <@dg> bit off there
- "that is not good though" or "but that is illegal"
- referring to every channel notice as a "wide notice" despite being the only person on Earth to use this terminology:
16:16:22 -GeorgeWBush:#blitzed- WIDE NOTICE: Who is the network manager 16:16:34 [notice(#blitzed)] narrow notice it is BELATUCADROS 16:16:52 < GeorgeWBush> grifferz, you send a wide notice back
- "I know England almost always lose on penalties, but..."
- Complaining about us swearing in our own channels
Things that GeorgeWBush is useful for
- He seems to have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the Tube.
- Possibly of some use for perfecting your kick/ban aliases and ignore recipes...
- Pointing out what is and isn't R/G rated.
- Pointing out that tarantulas are "dangerous"
Other things he has stated
- Gender only exists because of the materialistic society we live in "at this time". GeorgeWBush claims to have no gender.
- Sex is purely for procreation and any other use of it is immoral.
- Refuses to answer whether he has OCD, Asperger's, schizophrenia or any other mental illness because he says it labels him. Update: George says he does not have a mental illness.
- Darwin was wrong, and there are several competing theories other than natural selection (could not name one).
- Does not celebrate Christmas because of its commercialism. Does not do anything different at Christmas because he says he can "visit anyone anytime" and it's all about "relationships and who has what."
- Does not believe that much of the information here is needed, and has tried to blank it multiple times stating that "this is not your page", "this is a wiki and anyone can edit a wiki."
- Believes 'force9.co.uk' is not a domain name:
<GeorgeWBush> I do not have any domain names in my WHOIS
...and that Dee's hostname means he is "not using an ISP"; since it "is a domain" he is "connecting directly to the net" through his company which needs no ISP as it is "directly connected to the net".
- Is against private ownership of property.
- There has never been a true communist state, and it would be a good idea if there was one
- Capitalism is directly responsible for his housing situation.
- Sexuality is a likely root cause of all human corruption.
- Is unmarried as he doesn't feel lonely.
- Has never had a girlfriend or boyfriend
- Suffers from Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
- Lives on disability benefits
