--- Day changed Fri Apr 14 2006 00:05 -!- GeorgeWBush [~golf@car303.force9.co.uk] has joined #strugglers 00:05 -!- DickCheney [~golf@car303.force9.co.uk] has joined #strugglers 00:06 <+sonorous> you're gonna find em and you're gonna smoke em 00:06 < GeorgeWBush> yes we are, in Iran 00:06 < GeorgeWBush> we will not allow them to have nucular weapons 00:06 < DickCheney> we will not wait to be attacked this time 00:07 <@Eyecon> oh ffs 00:07 < GeorgeWBush> Eyecon? 00:07 <@Eyecon> there are two of you now? 00:07 < DickCheney> the Vice President is in also 00:08 <@Eyecon> no condoliza? 00:08 < DickCheney> she could join and maybe Donald also 00:08 < DickCheney> but just the 2 of us for now 00:08 < GeorgeWBush> We need to find a candidate to stand in 2008 00:09 * DickCheney is not standing for president 00:09 <+sonorous> oh god 00:09 <@Eyecon> grifferz: are you seeing this? 00:09 <@grifferz> yes 00:10 <@grifferz> but words fail me 00:10 <+sonorous> haha 00:10 < GeorgeWBush> well I just thought you would want to talk to the Vice President also as you often only g et to talk to me 00:10 <@Eyecon> well mr. cheney is usually having heart surgery or hidden in a bunker somewhere 00:10 <@Eyecon> a bunker in devon it seems 00:11 <+sonorous> so you are honestly sat there with two separate clients open, switching between the two, just for this? 00:11 <+sonorous> or is this Alan and your partner 00:11 <@grifferz> yes you're absolutely right but is it wise to have both the president and vp ircing from the same place 00:11 < GeorgeWBush> I do not have a partner 00:11 <@grifferz> I think you've already breached some security protocol 00:11 < DickCheney> well how do you know we are both in the same area, we could be using a proxy 00:12 <@grifferz> I have my ways 00:12 <@grifferz> I'm afraid I can't discuss them 00:12 <@grifferz> for security reasons 00:12 < GeorgeWBush> and the IP of the Vice President would not be published for security reasons 00:12 < popey> I've missed this place. 00:12 <@grifferz> well you have published it clearly 00:12 < popey> he has his own IP!? 00:12 < popey> blimey 00:12 <@grifferz> and the president's also 00:13 <@grifferz> so what is it to be sir 00:13 < DickCheney> all you can prove is that I am connecting to the President's computer 00:13 <@grifferz> you are so nuts 00:13 <@grifferz> so profoundly insane 00:13 < popey> lol 00:13 < GeorgeWBush> now about Iran, do you agree with our plans? 00:14 <@grifferz> can we not talk about something more important 00:14 <@grifferz> do you agree with the work on the waterloo and city line? 00:14 < popey> GeorgeWBush: I would love to meet you some day 00:14 < popey> I'm sure it would be entertaining 00:14 <@grifferz> popey: you can't. because of his hair 00:14 < DickCheney> we are talking about global security here, that is very important 00:14 < popey> ? 00:14 <@Eyecon> popey: I can give you his address if you like? 00:14 < GeorgeWBush> if you go here you would have to see Alan 00:14 <@grifferz> popey: GeorgeWBush has stated that he can't get a job because "no one would employ me with my hair" 00:15 <@grifferz> and then refused to elaborate 00:15 <@grifferz> it's why we have All hair types welcome in the topic :) 00:15 < popey> ginge? 00:15 < popey> oh 00:15 < GeorgeWBush> ok so the Pope is in here now then? 00:15 < popey> not The Pope, A Pope 00:15 < popey> lol 00:15 < GeorgeWBush> Shane Macgowan 00:15 < GeorgeWBush> the Popes 00:15 < popey> I did wonder 00:16 < popey> that's the Pouges 00:16 < popey> pogues 00:16 < popey> whatever 00:16 * grifferz can see where this is going 00:16 < GeorgeWBush> it was the Popes later 00:16 <@grifferz> any minute now it'll be fairytale of new york 00:16 < GeorgeWBush> It was Christmas Eve Babe 00:16 <@grifferz> see? 00:16 <@grifferz> fuck sake 00:16 < popey> heheh 00:17 <@grifferz> except GWB only listens to a version by some neutral gender person 00:17 < GeorgeWBush> and In the drunk tank An old man said to me, won't see another one 00:17 < GeorgeWBush> And then he sang a song The Rare Old Mountain Dew 00:17 <@grifferz> where all the words are made so you can't tell which is the girl and which is the boy or something 00:17 <@grifferz> and he says that is the original 00:17 < GeorgeWBush> I turned my face away And dreamed about you 00:17 <@grifferz> or the best 00:17 <@grifferz> or something 00:17 <@grifferz> I forget 00:17 < GeorgeWBush> Got on a lucky one Came in eighteen to one 00:17 < GeorgeWBush> I've got a feeling This year's for me and you 00:17 < GeorgeWBush> So happy New Year I love you baby 00:18 < GeorgeWBush> I can see a better time When all our dreams come true 00:18 < DickCheney> They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold 00:18 <@Eyecon> do you sing with Dick sometimes? 00:18 <@grifferz> oh god 00:18 < DickCheney> But the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old 00:18 < DickCheney> When you first took my hand On a cold New Year's Eve 00:18 < DickCheney> You promised me the White House was waiting for me 00:19 < DickCheney> You were handsome 00:19 < GeorgeWBush> You were pretty 00:19 <@Eyecon> do you do kareoke together? 00:19 < GeorgeWBush> In Washington City 00:19 <@Eyecon> summer loving from greece perhaps? 00:19 < GeorgeWBush> When the band finished playing They howled out for more 00:20 < DickCheney> Sinatra was swinging, All the crowd they were singing 00:20 < GeorgeWBush> and we waled to the White House Then danced through the night 00:20 < GeorgeWBush> The boys of the New York Police choir 00:20 < GeorgeWBush> Were singing "Galway Bay" 00:20 < popey> "boys" you say 00:21 <@Eyecon> GWB: do you like dick? 00:21 < popey> that's not gender neutral is it? 00:21 < GeorgeWBush> And the bells were ringing out For New Year's Day 00:21 < GeorgeWBush> I could have been someone 00:21 < DickCheney> Well so could anyone You took my dreams from me and took the White House 00:21 < DickCheney> When I first found you 00:21 < GeorgeWBush> kept them with me Babe I put them with my own 00:22 < GeorgeWBush> I kept them with me babe 00:22 < GeorgeWBush> I put them with my own 00:22 < GeorgeWBush> Can't make it all alone I've built my dreams around the White House 00:22 < DickCheney> and the staff of the New York Police Choir were singing 00:22 <@grifferz> haha 00:22 < DickCheney> "Galway Bay" 00:22 < DickCheney> And the bells were ringing out For New Year's Day 00:23 < GeorgeWBush> la la la la la la 00:23 < DickCheney> la la la la la la 00:23 < GeorgeWBush> la la la la la 00:23 <@Eyecon> haha ffs 00:23 <@grifferz> maybe you should release that version 00:24 < GeorgeWBush> I do have the instrumental track but it cannot be released due to copyright laws 00:25 <@grifferz> you can do a cover version, get sonme pub band to play it while you and cheney sing it 00:25 < GeorgeWBush> sorry but verse 2 was to not politicaly correct and that is why we left it out 00:25 < DickCheney> exaclty 00:25 < DickCheney> it was too not politicaly correct there 00:25 <@grifferz> and doing everything the american way even when it's not correct is politically correct? 00:26 <@grifferz> "nucular" for example? 00:26 < DickCheney> yes, George says that 00:26 < DickCheney> he is from Texas 00:26 < DickCheney> When the day is dawning 00:26 < DickCheney> On a Sunday Texas morning 00:26 < DickCheney> how I long to be there 00:26 < DickCheney> go and see George at Crawford 00:28 < GeorgeWBush> Is this the way to armed conflict, in Iran then on to Iraq, this is the way to armed conflict and George Bush waits for me 00:28 < GeorgeWBush> I am George Bush yes I am 00:28 < GeorgeWBush> I am George Bush yes I am 00:28 < GeorgeWBush> and George Bush waits for me 00:28 <@grifferz> are you drunk/high? 00:28 < GeorgeWBush> I am talking about the other George Bush 00:28 <@grifferz> this is the most hyper I have ever seen you 00:28 <@Eyecon> I'll pay you £100 for an mp3 of you singing that 00:29 < GeorgeWBush> cannot be done, as it would be seen as libelous by the White House staff 00:29 <@Eyecon> (it's ok, I wont tell the DSS that you're earning money) 00:30 < GeorgeWBush> it is still libelous though 00:30 <@Eyecon> don't you think you should get rid of dick? 00:30 <@grifferz> heh 00:31 <+sonorous> GeorgeWBush: you didn't answer grifferz' question 00:31 < GeorgeWBush> I am not drunk no 00:31 < GeorgeWBush> and no we should not get rid of Dick, he has done a good job 00:31 <@grifferz> high then? 00:32 < GeorgeWBush> no