The ongoing struggle

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Spotted this one via jwz. Some choice quotes:
Flushers tell stories of accidentally getting a gobful of the sewer flies that feed on the fat or of metal grating giving way so that they fall into eight-feet-deep fat-quicksands; the mouthfuls of the stuff they swallow leave their guts raw and hollering for months on end.
“You [...]

First read these threads:

http://www.vxronline.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?t=714
http://www.vxronline.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?t=766

I hope for the future of humanity that “Police_Driver” is trolling. Choice quotes I particularly enjoyed:
“Often I put the rear seats flat, this reduces weight. (Like why you crawl flat across a frozen pond so as not to break the ice).”
“The rear seat thing, It is rare that I fold them [...]

Thanks Intarweb, just when I thought I had seen it all.

Moore’s law for razor blades (via windi’s world)

Note sure why it took me a year to find this.

http://grep.be/gpg/fosdem/ksp-fosdem-2006.txt:

069 [ ] Fingerprint OK [ ] ID OK
pub 1024D/814D4725 2005-07-17
Key fingerprint = D4B0 D7DA 34AE B785 9AFF 1107 70A2 C831 814D 4725
uid Gary Niger <niger@gnaa.us>

Chuck Norris Facts

For those with too much free time and certainly too many small metal discs, perhaps coin stacking is for you?

A student who called a mounted policeman’s horse ‘gay’ will not be prosecuted, it has been revealed.
His remarks were deemed likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress.
To who!?
An obvious case of a failure of sense of humour on the part of the police, there.  The guy was a drunken student out after his final exams!