Archive for February 5th, 2007

Executive Ultra Realistic

Monday, February 5th, 2007

ureasample.com:
“Contents of our Executive Ultra Realistic kit:

Five inch ultra realistic prosthetic penis (available in 3 skin tones)”

And:
“Residents of Pennsylvania, Arkansas, North Carolina and South Carolina may only purchase this kit minus the clean urine and therefore must choose ‘NO SAMPLE’ from the ‘Select Sample Type’ options box below. Kits are […]

He hates macs

Monday, February 5th, 2007

If the ads were really honest, Webb would be standing there with one arm, struggling to open a packet of peanuts while Mitchell effortlessly tore his apart with both hands. But then, if the ads were really honest, Webb would be dressed in unbelievably po-faced avant-garde clothing with a gigantic glowing apple on his back. […]

No custodial sentence for torturing a cat to death

Monday, February 5th, 2007

Via the BBC: A woman who put her boyfriend’s cat in the washing machine and set it on full cycle has been given a four month suspended sentence. The cat died of heart failure and severe burns.
District judge Andrew Shaw, sitting at Llandudno magistrates’ court, told Hannon it was the worst act of animal […]